The Adventures of Sir Percy

Hilary Knight's Sketchbook for Vanity Fair

The Adventures of Sir Percy

On the eve of his 97th birthday, Hilary Knight, the artist behind the Eloise picture books, introduces a new character: Sir Percy, a human-size frog!

ILLUSTRATIONS BY HILARY KNIGHT

INTRODUCTION AND CAPTIONS BY AMY FINE COLLINS

OCTOBER 28, 2023

Last spring, several friends of Hilary Knight’s, the near centenarian best known for illustrating Kay Thompson’s Eloise books, received an e-mail with an impressively polished rendering of his newest character, Sir Percy, a smartly dressed frog striking a courtly pose in the manner of Hyacinthe Rigaud’s Louis XIV. Often, artists mature into what art historians call an alter Stil (old-age style), usually characterized by freer brushwork, color, and form. If this freshly minted image was any indication, time had miraculously not altered Hilary’s supple line.

He is “more important & more interesting (to me) than Eloise … & ALL my own invention,” Hilary wrote on April 18 when I asked for more information about his pretentious amphibian. “… remember, Kay was not Child friendly … not in any way!!!! Did that make the book more appealing?? WE have so many things to plan & discuss … it would be absolutely perfect if you could come HERE!!”

The official Sir Percy portrait. This pretentious and misinformed frog is writing his memoir, called Sir Percy’s Memories! He is drinking Memory Juice to help him recall salient episodes of his life. Swimming in the glass bowl is a tadpole, a younger version of himself. He wears tadpole-print breeches and cap. Beyond is a marsh, where a naiad frolics. Amy Fine Collins for Air Mail, October 28, 2023.

An attempt at starting, in his stocking feet, a private journal. Sir Percy thinks that “to reflect” means to have an image of oneself in the mirror. His fan-mail box is empty, but he has a letter opener at the ready. Sir Percy is famous for doing nothing. He is, in fact, always pretending to be doing something. Amy Fine Collins for Air Mail, October 28, 2023.

Top, a disgruntled, ailing Sir Percy is brought by two uniformed men to live at Utopian Senior Living. As the pandemic is still in full swing, everyone is safely masked. Sir Percy’s mask serves the secondary purpose of muffling his off-color utterances. Above, on day two at the Utopian, Sir Percy, who has no common decency, is already misbehaving with his night nurse. Amy Fine Collins for Air Mail, October 28, 2023.

Sir Percy is installed for the duration in Room 131 of the Utopian. He hangs a sign outside his door to identify himself. Sir Percy, too, is hanging from a striped barbell, left over from his circus days, he says. Amy Fine Collins for Air Mail, October 28, 2023.

Eureka! Sir Percy is bathed by Nurse Costanza in Room 131’s shower. A frog naturally loves water. Amy Fine Collins for Air Mail, October 28, 2023.

Sir Percy, who always gets everything wrong, believes ipso facto that his nurse has given him consent for further intimacies, including a sponge bath. Racing after her, like Harpo chasing after a girl in a Marx Brothers movie, Sir Percy wears on his frog feet monogrammed bathing slippers. Amy Fine Collins for Air Mail, October 28, 2023.

Sir Percy carries his sleeping creator, Hilary Knight, and does not find the task burdensome, as the artist, Sir Percy sings, is his “alter e-bro.” Hilary finds his disorienting new circumstances at the Utopian far more tolerable with Sir Percy taking over. Amy Fine Collins for Air Mail, October 28, 2023.

Sir Percy is deeply offended by Johnny Mercer. As he is totally self-involved, Sir Percy thinks Johnny Mercer’s American Songbook classic, “Jeepers Creepers,” is about baby frogs, tadpoles, or polliwogs, also known as “peepers.” That is why he wears his peeper-print pj’s, and why he imagines Johnny Mercer took notes for his song lyrics in a marsh full of amorous, tuneful frogs. Amy Fine Collins for Air Mail, October 28, 2023.

More old tunes from Sir Percy, who imagines that he not only can sing, but that he also can play the upright piano. Here he rehearses, in a tailcoat, for a New Year’s Eve recital with the legendary Mabel Mercer. He is woefully confused by the tongue-twisting lyrics. He falsely claims that the song originated with the hirsute Ainu people of Japan, and is written in their language, a tongue that he himself discovered. In fact, the song was written by Louis Jourdan and Billy Austin in 1943. Amy Fine Collins for Air Mail, October 28, 2023.

By New Year’s Eve, Sir Percy has forsaken the piano for drinks and a dressing gown. Though the night is young, he is already tipsy, and loses a slipper while doing the frog-hop. Amy Fine Collins for Air Mail, October 28, 2023.

Sometimes Sir Percy fancies that he has performed the starring roles in remakes of classic Hollywood movies. Here, he mumbles Ronald Reagan’s famous line from King’s Row. The future president plays a wounded railroad worker who wakes up to find himself legless, the result of a needless amputation by a spiteful doctor, played by Charles Coburn. Percy, per usual, is all mixed up. Because frogs legs are on the dining hall’s dinner menu (and because he is entirely self-absorbed), he assumes they are cooking his lower extremities, even though evidence to the contrary is right before his eyes. Amy Fine Collins for Air Mail, October 28, 2023.

Sir Percy watches too much television, and feels he belongs on the small screen. He had a notion that maybe, if he wore a shaggy wig or an olive-green T-shirt, he might be in the news all the time, too. Amy Fine Collins for Air Mail, October 28, 2023.